Lace Tumblr Themes

dntfearthereaper:

Restraining yourself from making inappropriate jokes in a new friendship because you don’t know if they’ll laugh or start running away

daddyfuckedme:

wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles

mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 6 hours ago wtf
me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from

Harry_Styles: Platform Niall and three quarters.